Dude. I so need a life.

To the tune of "The Monkees:"

Hey, hey, we're the Astros,
You never know where we'll be found.
So you'd better get ready,
We may be comin' to your town.

Woo-hoo! I can hardly wait!

In the meantime, I guess I'll have to be content with the Brawny man (*snort*).