Well, this is a first

This was posted to me at Myspace. The names are changed to protect the--um, well, the names have been changed.

D.,

I was wondering if you might be interested in a submissive guy? I am seeking a woman with a dominant personality to serve and please. I am 23 and a senior at A&M. I am 6'2, 185lbs, brown hair with blue eyes. I am not looking for a committed relationship, but a discreet friends w/benefits thing, where I serve and please you however and whenever you desire (after getting to know each other, of course). You can email me at: thisisprobablyafakeaddress@yahoo.com, or IM me on yahoo messenger at: thisisprobablyfaketoo.

- Arthur



Mind you, my age is posted under my profile, but no photo. I'm old enough to be this boy's mother, for crying out loud. Here's my reply:



Well, Artie, I am quite the babe, despite the missing right hand and left foot. And the hair lost to the chain-saw accident should grow back in a year, they tell me.

I suspect someone's playing a trick on you. (It's great to have friends, isn't it?) If not, then thanks for the, uh, solicitation, but please take me off your email list.

Thanks, D.


Damned Aggies!