Friday, September 16, 2005

Well, this is a first

This was posted to me at Myspace. The names are changed to protect the--um, well, the names have been changed.


I was wondering if you might be interested in a submissive guy? I am seeking a woman with a dominant personality to serve and please. I am 23 and a senior at A&M. I am 6'2, 185lbs, brown hair with blue eyes. I am not looking for a committed relationship, but a discreet friends w/benefits thing, where I serve and please you however and whenever you desire (after getting to know each other, of course). You can email me at:, or IM me on yahoo messenger at: thisisprobablyfaketoo.

- Arthur

Mind you, my age is posted under my profile, but no photo. I'm old enough to be this boy's mother, for crying out loud. Here's my reply:

Well, Artie, I am quite the babe, despite the missing right hand and left foot. And the hair lost to the chain-saw accident should grow back in a year, they tell me.

I suspect someone's playing a trick on you. (It's great to have friends, isn't it?) If not, then thanks for the, uh, solicitation, but please take me off your email list.

Thanks, D.

Damned Aggies!


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